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18 Responses to “Life”

  1. Marie Says:

    Thanks for this! It made me laugh! Is so sad but true!

  2. Alyssa Myers Says:

    How depressing. :(

  3. Pedro Says:

    The trick to avoiding the Age 30 fate it to not be enough of an asshole to take part in the age 17-29 activity ;)

  4. Jon Says:

    Heyy! Congratulations on this being on Digg! It’s doing really really well!

  5. Joe Says:

    LOL!

  6. Doublebanker Says:

    Love this..and it is so damn true! How does the story end after 30?

    DB Dan

  7. Jon Says:

    LOFUCKINGL

  8. Haley Says:

    Doublebanker – You die.

  9. Jim Says:

    Is there some kind of extension I can get on having sex with strangers? I’m not ready to give that up…

  10. Bildo Says:

    At 40 parts of you either stop working, you have removed or they just fall off. At 50 you notice that you really don’t need them anyways.

  11. Anymoose Says:

    Holy crap! Ahead of the curve!

  12. v Says:

    Doublebanker: BECAUSE AFTER 30 YOU DIE.

    Or your life isn’t worth living?

    Or he turns into a pedophile and that isn’t suitable for public viewing?

    Or maybe he’s an alien that only gets 30 years on earth?

    Take your pick.

  13. ray Says:

    ha! I got nine more years then…im still havin sex with strangers lol

  14. Praveen Says:

    damn this makes me sad, Ive been stage 3 for a while but i still havent had sex with strangers :(

  15. matt Says:

    that stuff totally happens before 30

    it happens at about 25, when you begin to fear the coming 30

    30 is the new 20 btw, spread the word

  16. BestofStumbleupon Says:

    Stage 3 atm. :D …The future doesn’t look so good. o.0..

  17. Krem Says:

    Stage 3 at 18. Oh, joy.

  18. Krem Says:

    Derp, meant 4.

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