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How sad. It bothers me that we spend ~$1 to buy a bottle of water. We could save the dollar and send it to relief organizations that could help with this problem.
I’ve had several girlfriends who did the exact same thing. Any time they were in the bathroom.
Oddly enough I now live in Japan, where by default, every woman seems to do this. In fact it’s become such an issue that many new toilets now play a “running” water sound when you sit down, just so women won’t waste water.
Instead of running the water, just flush while you’re making noise, to cover the sound and reduce the smell. I mean, she knows you’re taking a shit. What the hell else would you be doing in there. Running the water for 29 minutes would make people think you’re just weird. But if you just flush just before the plop, or fart, or blow-ass noise, you’ll do fine.
an honest man. Now, how to cover the fact that you just sprayed a ton of air freshener to cover up that major load you unleashed in the toilet. Nothing says “i love you” like a cloud of poop laced air freshener lurking behind you when you exit the bathroom.
PEOPLE. it’s 29 minutes a week meaning he’s taking more than 1 shit and totaling his time for every time he does it. Even when super constipated who the hell would sit on the toilet for a half an hr??
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:19 am
I love it.
March 3rd, 2010 at 3:25 pm
She probably thinks you’re in there giving yourself a garden hose enema
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Yeah me too… I love how people don’t have enough clean water to survive… its just fantastic
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Awesome stuff!
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Well done sir! Hahahaha.
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:50 pm
How sad. It bothers me that we spend ~$1 to buy a bottle of water. We could save the dollar and send it to relief organizations that could help with this problem.
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:54 pm
i lol’d
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I’ve had several girlfriends who did the exact same thing. Any time they were in the bathroom.
Oddly enough I now live in Japan, where by default, every woman seems to do this. In fact it’s become such an issue that many new toilets now play a “running” water sound when you sit down, just so women won’t waste water.
Thanks Japan. Thanks a lot.
March 3rd, 2010 at 5:32 pm
dude, you take a shit for 29 mins?
March 3rd, 2010 at 6:03 pm
LOL SO TRUE!
March 3rd, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Instead of running the water, just flush while you’re making noise, to cover the sound and reduce the smell. I mean, she knows you’re taking a shit. What the hell else would you be doing in there. Running the water for 29 minutes would make people think you’re just weird. But if you just flush just before the plop, or fart, or blow-ass noise, you’ll do fine.
March 3rd, 2010 at 6:38 pm
I also do that. O_O
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:29 pm
You poop 4 times a day?
March 3rd, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Hahaha, I suppose we can all relate to this in some way or another. ;P
March 3rd, 2010 at 11:19 pm
29 minutes???? that guy is going to develop hemroids.
March 4th, 2010 at 6:30 am
hilarious, we like your comic
March 4th, 2010 at 7:14 am
thought i was the only one!
March 4th, 2010 at 7:20 am
Pussy…poop out loud like a man
March 4th, 2010 at 9:27 am
1045 diggs and only 1 comment here.
well, now 2.
but 159 comments on digg.
March 4th, 2010 at 9:36 am
I love it. (Simon said)
March 4th, 2010 at 9:51 am
an honest man. Now, how to cover the fact that you just sprayed a ton of air freshener to cover up that major load you unleashed in the toilet. Nothing says “i love you” like a cloud of poop laced air freshener lurking behind you when you exit the bathroom.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:06 am
It says “each week”, you morons.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:37 am
PEOPLE. it’s 29 minutes a week meaning he’s taking more than 1 shit and totaling his time for every time he does it. Even when super constipated who the hell would sit on the toilet for a half an hr??
March 4th, 2010 at 11:42 am
29 minutes each WEEK
so, if he shits once a day, that’s a little more than 4 min/day.
btw, i lol’d
March 4th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
lol noticed that just now after reading all the comments…that means he shits for ONLY 4.14 minutes each day?? 184 comments on digg
March 4th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Ninja Poop Trick.
If you want to stop splash noise just drop two sheets of paper across the water before you sit down.
March 5th, 2010 at 12:25 am
No causal relationship between these three elements but don’t let that stop you from feeling bad.
March 5th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Murray is such a weird little nut
March 8th, 2010 at 8:56 am
Thanks, Ninja Poop!
April 20th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Nice!
June 22nd, 2010 at 9:16 am
You made the folks at Inspired Water giggle with this one! I’ve reposted your comic with a via link (and a bathroom tip as well haha
Take a look!
http://www.inspiredwater.org/2010/06/water-an-infographic-comic/
June 22nd, 2010 at 12:03 pm
That’s great! Thanks so much!