Ice Cubes


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8 Responses to “Ice Cubes”

  1. JO Diggs Says:

    WOw, that is jsut too funny dude.

    Lou

  2. Badguy Says:

    I can put my penis in your drink, but it better be a tall cup.
    and also should be like half full, or else it will overflow and leak all over me when I displace the liquid it contains.

    mind you, its pretty hard to get a hardon in the drink?
    and if its soft, there will be lots of room still
    I am only a white guy :(

    meh, forget I offered.

  3. EJ Says:

    Lame. Ultimately Lame. Your chart is completely backwards.

  4. admin Says:

    EJ, thanks for the comment. Seriously though, you prefer giant cubes? That seems crazy to me. I guess there really is a place for all of us in this world.

    And Badguy: you seem like you really want to dip your cock into peoples’ drinks. Perhaps you’re too nervous to really embrace this desire. I’d encourage you to become the full cock dunker that it sounds like you want to be! We believe in you!

  5. JM Says:

    Cookout (a chain that I think is only in North Carolina) has those very crushed ice cubes! I was eating them just yesterday!

  6. Crushed.ice.ftw Says:

    Ugh thank you!!!! I love chewing ice and i’m glad i’m not the only one that thinks about shit like that. I totally agree that ice cubes are total bullshit.

  7. Originality_is_Dead Says:

    You….are my hero.

  8. Acksl Says:

    Fuck political commentary, a Penis joke is all I need :D

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